I simply cannot this is taking place to me yet again. Just when I thought things were going well, here we are starting over. It's like a broken record. To be honest, I'm starting to question my sanity.
- Perhaps it's time change my habits
- It must just be my imagination
- I deserve a break
You Won't Believe What Just Happened!
I nearly fainted when the other day at the grocery store/park/mall. A dog was dancing in the air. It was so funny/weird/amazing I almost dropped my groceries/laughed out loud/ran away.
People were laughing and it took a while/minutes/seconds before someone/security/the police came to take care of it/figure out what was going on/stop the chaos. It was truly incredible/outrageous/unbelievable!
Did You See That?!
Wowzers! This is totally crazy. Someone was walking down the street and out of nowhere a group of geese came out from behind a bush. They were flying all over the place, and cars were confused. It was absolute chaos! I couldn't believe my eyes I had to share this crazy story with you guys.
Is This Really Happening?!
It all started with a weird event. I was just eating/having/doing my lunch/dinner/usual routine when suddenly, it happened/things went haywire/the impossible occurred. My jaw slacked in utteramazement.
I couldn't fathom what I was seeing/witnessing/observing. It was like something out of a movie. click here This can't be legit, right? It has to be a cruel joke.
Could it be I need to check my eyes/take a nap/pinch myself?
I Can't Even!
Folks won't believe this just happened. Oh my goodness, I think I'm going to lose consciousness! All of it was just totally absurd.
- It's unreal
- Seriously though
- This is going to be a storyfor years to come
Well, I'm off! You won't believewhat happens next!
This Totally Boggles My Mind
Seriously, what I'm hearing is just completely over my head. I attempt to grasping it, but it's like trying to solve a Rubik's Cube blindfolded. {Maybe I'm just missing something obvious|It could be that I'm not thinking about this the right way.
- Perhaps ask someone else for help?